You smooch Sven's scary hedgehog mouth, and aren't sure if it worked for a moment.I'm trying to make this as cringy as possible. You're saying we have to do the smoochy smooch now? But what about the cooties?.I chugged a latte yesterday, and woke up on my roof wearing a single heel. I keep forgetting that I need much less caffeine for the same kick.But, generally speaking, I feel like I can do whatever I put my mind to. I wonder if hedgehogs can grow beards.Or hedge? Wait - why the hell are they called hedgehogs? What genius was in charge of that decision? Ow! I keep poking myself in the eye with my own quill, trying to see my tail.Aww! I want to glue tails onto your butt and call you my best friend! Sorry, did I say I "want" to do that? I meant to say I "have" done that! Yay! Friend!.that's a very normal thing to do in my culture. And I'm going to put it next to your bed so I can stare at you in the night. I'm going to line it with fuzzy mittens and dryer lint. Just so we're clear - if I'm stuck as a hedgehog, I'm going to get me a little shoe box.Thank you! I know just where I'm going to put this! Do you have a shovel?.Because that's how people know they're friends. "I wanted to tell you that we're friends. On one of your many hourly journey through the park, Sven tugs on your pant leg and asks you to lift him into frame.Oh you think I'm a crazy person? Well fair enough! Proceed, you crazy diamond.But I'm also not totally convinced you're not a crazy person. I still can't quite explain my entire life. Are you sure you know what you're doing? I mean, I'm not one to pass judgement on strange talents.Have you ever heard of the hedgehog's dilemma? It is a paradox of the highest caliber. ![]()
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